Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Original Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape Destroyed?!

The original copy of Kim Kardashian's claim to fame, Kim K Superstar, was almost lost FOREVER in a blaze on Saturday night!

While her uber-successful reality show makes it easy to forget her roots, we have been reminded just how VALUABLE the 2007 sex tape licking Ray J's lollipop is!

So valuable in fact, that Vivid Entertainment's big man executive, Steve Hirsch, left a far away Clippers game to go save his moneymaker after a 911 call reported that flames had erupted in his offices.

The infamous pornographic film was locked up in a vault with ALL of Vivid's most prestigious celebrity videos, including ones featuring Kendra Wilkinson, Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson, Jimi Hendrix, Tom Sizemore, and Chyna.
...AND several celebrity porns that haven't even been released!
But fear not, pre-pubescent boys! The tapes are SAFE AND SOUND, with only the armorous vault being scorched.

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